After this long an absence, I end up posting about the weather

Dear local weather,

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU IN THE EYE WITH A SHARP FUCKING STICK.

Ten fucking degrees in JULY? In the NORTHERN HEMISPHERE? You are fucking USELESS.

I finally have a reason to be glad I'm moving back to the southern hemisphere soon.

TO THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL WITH YOU.


With a special brand of seething hate,

STS